Why Abby Wambach is Awesome

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Permalink Reply by Bill Wodenhelm on August 9, 2009 at 9:14am

The Great Wall of China was built in hopes of preventing Wambach from scoring on China. China lost anyway.

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Permalink Reply by Bill Wodenhelm on August 9, 2009 at 9:16am

The Running of the Bulls is actually the bulls running from Wambach.

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Permalink Reply by Bill Wodenhelm on August 9, 2009 at 9:18am

The last time Wambach scored simply involved her staring down the ball, and the ball scampered away into the back of the net, deathly afraid.

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Permalink Reply by StarCityFan on August 9, 2009 at 9:41am

An asteroid was going to crash into the Earth, but Abby headed it into Jupiter instead. That's how the Great Red Spot was formed.

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Permalink Reply by StarCityFan on August 9, 2009 at 9:47am

When Abby Wambach visited Paris, the French surrendered, just to be on the safe side.

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Permalink Reply by StarCityFan on August 9, 2009 at 9:49am

Some girls wear Wonder Woman pajamas. Wonder Woman wears Abby Wambach pajamas.

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Permalink Reply by StarCityFan on August 9, 2009 at 9:49am

Abby Wambach once kicked a diamond so hard, it turned back into coal.

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Permalink Reply by StarCityFan on August 9, 2009 at 10:10am

When Abby Wambach was growing up in Rochester, NY, and still learning to be a soccer player, she kicked the ball and made a divot. The divot is now called Lake Ontario.

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Permalink Reply by StarCityFan on August 9, 2009 at 10:52am

Abby Wambach's goals register on seismological stations around the world. Earthquake experts have learned to tell whether it was a header or a kick just from the traces.

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Permalink Reply by StarCityFan on August 9, 2009 at 10:54am

WPS has a special Puma-made ball because it took six months of testing to come up with one that could withstand an Abby Wambach header.

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Permalink Reply by Supermokh on August 9, 2009 at 12:54pm

Why Abby Wambach is awesome,
Because she is Abby Wambat (Wambach).

GO FREEDOM.

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Permalink Reply by Bill Wodenhelm on August 9, 2009 at 3:42pm

lmao hahaha That was a pretty good one lol.

StarCityFan said:

Abby Wambach once kicked a diamond so hard, it turned back into coal.

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